Now You See Him
by Tim Craig
My father could slip through keyholes, and similar small openings.
Sure, other kids’ Dads could do some impressive things, like fix car engines, build sheds or start campfires with a piece of broken glass.
But none of them could disappear without trace from a room where an argument was brewing, like my Dad could.
It was a superpower which served him well through the long years he spent in our too-small house, with his two quarrelling kids and too-angry wife.
Awkward conversations were no match for this legendary escapologist; at the first sign of trouble, he would slide unnoticed between the pages of his hardback.
And as for difficult questions:
“Why does no-one speak to your brother anymore?”
(this was a favourite)
“What does ‘gay’ mean?”
(this was 1976)
“What would you say if Tina brought home a black boyfriend?”
(this was England in 1976)
“A gay black boyfriend?”
(this actually happened)
… he would suddenly remember something that needed to be done in the garage and teleport himself through the wall.
But even Houdini’s luck ran out one day.
As my father lay in the metal hospital bed, strapped down like Gulliver, we closed the windows and sealed the exits; for three weeks we bombarded him with small talk, just to keep him from slipping away.
Until the moment we told him we loved him when — in a single bound — he vanished up the coiled, sucking hose of the ventilator, leaving us waiting for the reply, still.
About the Author
Originally from Manchester, Tim Craig lives in London. A winner of the Bridport Prize for Flash Fiction, his stories have (now) placed three times in the Bath Flash Fiction Award and have appeared in both the Best Microfiction Anthology and the BIFFY50 list. He is a Submissions Editor for Smokelong Quarterly. (Twitter: @timkcraig)

Sara Hills is a pushcart-nominated writer from the Sonoran Desert. Her stories have been featured or are forthcoming in SmokeLong Quarterly, Cheap Pop, X-R-A-Y Literary, Cease Cows, New Flash Fiction Review and others. She’s also been included in the BIFFY50, shortlisted for the Bridport Prize, and is delighted to have a debut flash collection forthcoming in 2021 with
Regan Puckett is a writer, barista, and student from Missouri, where she drinks big cups of coffee and writes tiny stories. Her work has been nominated for various awards, including the Pushcart Prize and BASS, and was selected for inclusion in the 2021 Best Microfiction anthology. Find her new stories in trampset, MoonPark Review, and forthcoming in Emerge Literary Journal, and find her tweeting from
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